Purchase a Sticker

Order a sticker here using PayPal – order form is at bottom of page.

“It’s not a slow car, it’s a fast house” sticker is perfect for your Vanagon, RV, conversion van, overland rig, motorcycle, trailer, motor home, camper or truck top tent.

Express your love for your vehicle by adorning it with this great sticker!


English version
sticker spanish version
Spanish version

Actual size is approx 2.5 inches by 8 inches. Printed on high quality vinyl with fade resistant coating in beautiful “highway sign green” and “bright white”.  (PHOTOS MAY NOT REFLECT EXACT COLORS)

Please confirm that your PayPal mailing address is accurate before you make the final purchase.

If you do not receive your sticker within two weeks, please contact us right away.  Glitches happen, and we apologize if yours is lost or delayed. Let us know and we will make it right.

The sticker will be sent by USPS (United States Postal Service) in a flat envelope  (or by a slow, flea-infested camel traveling across the Arizona desert).  International deliveries are made at no additional charge but subject to delays and customs fees as applicable.  All shipping and handling costs are included in the $4.00 price.

Make your selections below and add to your cart. 

Contact us if you need a different configuration than what you find here. 

Thank you for your order.